Hot vampire hunter who is 22, became Danielle's husbando in early October 2017. He is redhead. Danielle goes under his name on Mates Studio Schmucks.
What we know about himEdit
He was born in 1995. He grew up in a nursery reading some Reading Rainbow. In 2002, when he was 7, he and his friends went on to youareanidiot.org in his school. They couldn't get rid of the site. One of Simon's friends, Kevin, tried to close the site. When the teacher walked in she made a "raptor noise." Kevin got the blame and Simon had chicken nuggets. Kevin then disliked Simon.
When he was 8 or 9, he secretly watched Total Recall on VHS. When his father found out, his father said "This is what you like to watch, This is what you like watching?! huh! huh!". At the same time, he was watching the scene where Arnold went to Mars and made the famous "Eaaghh eaaghh" sound. So while his dad was yelling, Arnold was going "Eaaghh eaaghh". He also used to believe that trees had emotions and/or feelings. When he was hanging out with his friend, he kicked a tree. Simon, thinking that the kid had hurt the tree, scolded him, telling him that he shouldn't kick trees because of this.
Around 28- nah, 22, he was victorious over Dracula, yet it felt like someone'd driven a stake through his heart (literally, as proven when he got sedated with the Game Boy); he'd been struck with Dracula's curse, preserving the injuries he sustained in that battle. A curse eroding your soul is sure gonna limit your mobility. And it did. He got sedated with the Game Boy and banged.
Recently, he started up Team Fortress 2 and then he saw a creepy bald man. He didn't care.
- The chicken nuggets he ate when he was 7 were McDonalds' McNuggets, and he had it with szechaun sauce.
- bane of matt's existence of Mates Studio Schmucks has this to say about Simon: "Woah there Simon Belmont! Do you have anything else to do? Seriously like do you have a life or something? Whatever. You made it to level 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't care anymore. You do you Simon Belmont."
- He wears short shorts and that's GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
- Also, he's seen the Sonic PSA about sexual harassment. He needs that advice in his everyday life. He went and talked to his rabbi about it, because that's what Mario told him. This was shortly after he got sedated with the Game Boy.